Cecelia

50 and unable to satisfy my sexual desires, it’s my sexual revolution!!!

- Open the jar I can’t, I’m yours

- Kill the spider, I’m yours

- Change my oil, I’m yours

- Plug my tailpipe, I’m yours

- Teach me how to drive a stick, I’m yours



The difference between light and hard is that you can sleep with a light on.



A promiscuous person is a person who is getting more sex than you are.